高中英語(yǔ)《frinds老友記》第8季中英文對(duì)照完整劇本819 the one with joey’s interview

1、819 819 The The One One With With Joey’s Joey’s Interview Interview[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]Rachel: Hi!Ross: Ross: Hey!Monica: Hey!Rachel: R

2、achel: So, I’m in my apartment doing the Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, and guess who the clue is for three down. (She hands the magazine to Joey.)Joey: Joey: (reading) Three down, Days Of Our Lives star

3、blank Tribbiani. T hat’s me!! I’m blank!!Monica: Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! I’m touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)Joey: Joey: Yeah you are baby.Monica: Monica: Three down knows I

4、’m married, what’s three down doin’?Rachel: Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your name’s gonna be in this?Joey: Joey: No. They really like me over there. They want to do a big profile

5、on me, but I said no.Ross: Ross: Why’d you say no?Joey: Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my c

6、haracter fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.Chandler: Chandler: If only only there was something in your head to control the things you say. (Joey nods his agreement.)Rachel: Rachel: O

7、h, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t

8、know, gal pal Rachel Green?Chandler: Chandler: Is that gal pal spelled L-O-S-E-R?Rachel: achel: Okay, don’t listen to him. Please?Joey: Joey: Fine! All right, I’ll do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so

9、 you can stop me if I y’know, start to say something stupid.Ross: Ross: Just then or-or all the time, ‘cause we-we have jobs y’know.Rachel: Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just reme

10、mber gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! I’m gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.Joey: Joey: Yeah.Opening Credits[Scene: Central Perk, Joe

11、y is there for his interview and everyone but Phoebe are hiding on the couch.]The The Interviewer: Interviewer: I really appreciate you taking the time to do this.Joey: Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.[Cut to the

12、 rest of the gang sitting low on the couch and craning their necks to watch the interview.]Monica: Monica: (To Chandler) You think we’re being obvious?819 819 喬伊接受采訪 喬伊接受采訪嗨嗨我正在我的房間里,做《肥皂劇文摘》的縱橫填字游戲猜測(cè)誰(shuí)是豎著第三排的填

13、字線索豎著第三排？《光輝日子》中的明星，空格-崔比昂尼那是我!我就是空格（廢物）!阿哈！嗨太酷了我們竟然認(rèn)識(shí)“豎著第三排“我正在撫摸“豎著第三排”是的,寶貝但“豎著第三排”知道我已婚“豎著第三排”該怎么辦?很抱歉他們打電話通知過(guò)你嗎？你的名字會(huì)出現(xiàn)在這里？沒(méi)有但是他們真得中意我他們準(zhǔn)備給我大張旗鼓的宣傳一番但是我拒絕了你為什么拒絕?記得么？上次他們對(duì)我做的訪問(wèn)?我說(shuō)我給自己角色寫(xiě)了很多臺(tái)詞然後編劇就發(fā)瘋了讓我演的角色一腳踏空，摔死在電梯

14、黑洞所以，誰(shuí)知道我這次會(huì)說(shuō)什么?你講話是否經(jīng)過(guò)大腦？哦,喬伊你這次能完全控制好的而且,你知道,宣傳真的有利于你發(fā)展事業(yè)，這也是你應(yīng)得的機(jī)會(huì)如果你接受訪問(wèn),你能否提一下哦，我想想看,女朋友瑞秋格林這個(gè)女朋友是否拼寫(xiě)作 L-O-S-E-R（失敗者）?嗨,別聽(tīng)他的求求你了好吧with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in sea

15、rch of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (Gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne… baby…I’

16、m gonna want to meet her. (The ladder retracts, taking Joey up into the spaceship for his voyage to Blargon 7.)[The next one is from Episode 204: The One With Phoebe’s Husband, when everyone including Julie is

17、 watching Joey in his porno.] Joey: Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do…so I just watch 'e

18、m have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.Chandler: Chandler: Nice work my friend.Joey: Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang o

19、n, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…[Cut to the interview.]Joey: Joey: Well, there are so many things, it’s hard to pick just one.[Cut to the gang.]Phoe

20、be: Phoebe: I’m gonna get some coffee, anyone want anything?Rachel: Rachel: Oh yeah, I’d actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.Ross: Ross: Uh, double latte, extra foam.Chandler: Chandler: And a

21、bagel with only…Phoebe: Phoebe: (interrupting him) I was just being polite![Cut to the interview.]The The Interviewer: Interviewer: Okay, how about when you’re not working. What do you do in your spare time?[This starts

22、another series of flashbacks about Joey’s hobbies. The first one is from Episode 703: The One With Phoebe’s Cookies, Rachel is teaching Joey how to sail his boat, the Mr. Bowmont.]Joey: Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at th

23、is clown! Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?Rachel: Rachel: That is is the Coast Guard

24、. Joey: Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)[The next one is from Episode 603: The One With Ross’s Denial, Joey is amazing Phoebe and Monica by holdi

25、ng his breath.]Chandler: Chandler: (entering) Hey!Phoebe: Phoebe: Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes! (We see Joey who has puffed up his cheeks an

26、d Chandler nonchalantly reaches down and pinches Joey’s nose shut. In a few seconds, Joey has to move because he’s now forced to actually hold his breath.) Joey: Joey: (To Chandler) Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill m

27、e?![The next one is from Episode 507: The One Where Ross Moves In.][Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when 我們就這樣完了嗎，維克托？是的,我想是的而且...我就要登上太空船。。去布拉根7號(hào)星尋找新的燃料當(dāng)我回來(lái)的時(shí)候已經(jīng)過(guò)去了200年你

28、早已經(jīng)不在了而我正當(dāng)年輕所以請(qǐng)你告訴你的曾曾孫女來(lái)看我安翠,寶貝...因?yàn)槲蚁胍?jiàn)她“噓”，快看，我出場(chǎng)了看, 我正要去修復(fù)印機(jī)我沒(méi)走到復(fù)印機(jī)那里我正在想,“我該怎么辦?“我只能眼睜睜看著他們做愛(ài)然後我說(shuō)-- 注意,我有臺(tái)詞了：你們會(huì)把托紙架壓壞的說(shuō)得好，朋友謝謝，等等、等等，你們又能看見(jiàn)我了見(jiàn)鬼,我被那個(gè)家伙的屁股擋住了我在那里我在那里我在那里哦,做過(guò)太多事了，很難挑出一個(gè)講給你聽(tīng)我去要咖啡有人想要什么嗎？哦,是的,我要橘味松餅 ,