老友記-第一季-中英文翻譯-適合打印-friends

1、第一集 第一集The One Where It All Began (Pilot) 六人行 第 1 季 第 01 集 莫妮卡的新室友 There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. 沒什么好說的！ 他不過是我 的同事！ You're going out with the guy. 少來了，你 和那個(gè)人一起出去！ There has to

2、 be something wrong with him. 和你交往的男人一定有問題！ All right,Joey. Be nice. 打住，喬伊，嘴下 留德 So does he have a hump and a hairpiece? 他 駝背？既駝背又帶假發(fā)？ Wait,does he eat chalk? 慢著，他吃粉筆 嗎？ I don't want her to go through what I di

3、d with Carl. 我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍 Okay,everybody relax. This is not even a date. 各位別急， 這不算約會(huì) It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. 我們不過是出去吃晚餐 而且 不做愛 Sounds like a date to me. 聽起來好像是說 我的約會(huì) I&

4、#39;m in high school, in the cafeteria.. 記得中 學(xué)時(shí)代的夢(mèng)， 我站在自助餐廳 and I realize I'm totally naked. 突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自 己全身赤裸 I've had that dream. 我做過那樣的夢(mèng) Then I look down and I realize there is a phone. 我低頭一看， 看見有一支電話… there.

5、在那兒 - Instead of - That's right! 而不是…？ - 沒 錯(cuò) Never had that one. 我沒做過那樣的夢(mèng) All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. 突 然,那個(gè)電話響了 What do I do? Everyone starts looking at me. 我不知道該怎么辦, 大家都看著我 They weren't look

6、ing at you before? 之前他 們就不看著你?! Finally,I figure I'd better answer it. 最后,我 覺得應(yīng)該接這個(gè)電話 And it turns out it's my mother. 發(fā)現(xiàn)是我媽 媽打來的, Which is very,very weird because she never calls me. 這十分怪 因?yàn)椤?她從來不打電 話給我! Hi

7、. 嘿 He says,“Hello,“ I want to kill myself. 這家 伙說“你好”的時(shí)候, 我總想殺了我自己 You okay? 你還好吧? I feel like someone pulled my intestine out of my mouth.. 我就感覺好像某人伸手進(jìn)我的 喉嚨, 抓住我的小腸,從我的嘴里拉出來 - and tied it around my neck. - Cookie?

8、 再在我的脖子上打結(jié)… - 要餅干嗎? Carol moved her stuff out today. 卡籮今天 搬走了她的東西 - Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. 我給 你拿咖啡. - 謝謝 No,don't! Stop cleansing my aura. 不,不要! 不要清理我的氣息! - Just leave my aura alone,okay? - Fine,

9、be murky. 不要管我的氣息,好嗎? - 好呀! 繼續(xù)痛苦吧! - I'll be fine. I hope she'll be happy. - No,you don't. 我會(huì)沒事的,好吧?. 真的,各位,我希 望她開心.No,I don't. To hell with her. She left me! 是 的，我不希望！ 去她的, 她離開了我! You never kn

10、ew she was a lesbian? 你又不 知道她是女同性戀 No! Okay? 不知道!! 行了吧?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 為 什么每個(gè)人老是提它? She didn't know. How should I know? 她都 不知道,我怎么會(huì)知道? Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 有時(shí)候我 希望我是女同性戀…

11、Did I say that out loud? 我大聲說出來啦? I told Mom and Dad last night. They took it pretty well. 我昨晚告訴爸爸媽媽了, 他們 看起來沒什么問題 Oh,really? 噢, 真的嗎? So that hysterical phone call from a woman sobbing. 那我凌晨三點(diǎn)接到一個(gè)女人 打來 的可笑電話,她在電話中抽泣

12、說 “I'll never have grandchildren,“ was what? A wrong number? “我不會(huì)有孫子了,我不會(huì) 有孫子了.” 那是怎么回事?打錯(cuò)電話啦? Sorry. 對(duì)不起 Look,you're feeling a lot of pain right now. 沒事的,羅斯,瞧. 你現(xiàn)在感到很痛苦 You're angry. You're hurting

13、. 你很生氣.你 感到傷心 Can I tell you what the answer is? 我告訴你 答案是什么? Strip joints! 脫衣舞俱樂部! Hey,you're single. Have some hormones. 別 這樣,你單身了!有需求的! But I don't want to be single,okay? 我不想 單身,好嗎? I just want to be mar

14、ried again. 我只想….再 次結(jié)婚! And I just want a million dollars! 而我只想 要 100 萬美金! - Rachel? - Oh,Monica! Thank God! 瑞 秋?! - 噢,上帝,莫妮卡,你好,感謝上帝! I went to your building. 我剛到你那里去,而 你不在, and a guy with a hammer said you'd

15、be here,and you are. 那個(gè)拿著大錘子的家伙 說你可能在這里, 你真在這里,你真在這里! Stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day. 喬 伊,不要再勾引她了! 今天是她結(jié)婚的日子! Like there's a rule,or something? 怎么啦,難 道這還有什么規(guī)定嗎? I got it. 我來 Please don't do t

16、hat again. It's a horrible sound. 請(qǐng)不要再這么干,那是很討厭的聲音 It's Paul. 恩,我是保羅 Oh,God,is it 6:30? Buzz him in. 天呀,到 6:30 了嗎?讓他進(jìn)來! - Who's Paul? - Paul,the wine guy? 誰是保 羅? - 保羅,調(diào)酒師, 保羅? Maybe. 也許是吧 Your “not a

17、real date“ is with Paul,the wine guy? 等等,你今晚的“不是真正約會(huì)” 是 和調(diào)酒師保羅? - He finally asked you out? - Yes! 他終于約 你出去啦? - 是的! It's a “Dear Diary“ moment. 噢,真是個(gè)可以 載入日記的時(shí)刻 - Rach,I can cancel. - Please,go,I'll be fine. 瑞

18、 秋, 等等,我可以取消…. - 不,別,你去吧,沒 什么的! Ross,are you okay? Do you want me to stay? Ross, 你還好吧? 你希望我留下來嗎? That'd be good. 那會(huì)很好的… - Really?- Go on! It's Paul,the wine guy! 真 的? - 不,去吧! 那可是調(diào)酒師保羅! Does he sell it,drink i

19、t? 那是什么意思? 他 賣酒,喝酒 Or he just complains a lot? 還是抱怨酒? Hi,come in! Paul,this is.. 進(jìn)來,保羅,這是. everybody. Everybody,this is Paul. 大家, 各 位,這是保羅 - The wine guy. - I didn't catch your name. Paul? 你好! 保羅!嘿!調(diào)酒師!嘿! - 對(duì)不

20、起, 我沒聽清楚你的名字.保羅,是嗎? I'll be right back. I've just gotta go 好啦,我 就….我就回來,我要……. A-wandering? 閑逛? Change. 換衣服! Sit down. Two seconds. 好了,坐會(huì)兒. 很快 就好 I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good. 噢,

21、我剛拔掉四根睫毛. 不是個(gè)好兆 頭 Hey,Paul,here's a tip. 你好, 保羅! 告訴你 個(gè)小秘密 She really likes it when you rub her neck in the same spot.. 她很喜歡你來回在同一個(gè)地方 揉她的脖子 until it starts to get red. 重復(fù)來重復(fù)去,直到 變紅為止 Shut up,Joey! 閉嘴, 喬伊! What ar

22、e you up to tonight? 那么瑞秋,你今 晚…打算干什么? I was supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon.. 我本來應(yīng)該到 Aruba 度蜜月 so,nothing. 所以…沒事做! Right. You're not even getting your honeymoon. 是呀,你都沒辦法過蜜月 Although,Aruba.

23、 This time of year? 不 過,Aruba,這個(gè)時(shí)候…? Talk about your.. 你可以談?wù)撓? big lizards. 大蜥蜴 If you don't want to be alone tonight.. 不管 怎樣,如果今晚你覺得寂寞的話 Joey and Chandler are helping me with my furniture. 喬伊和錢德要過來幫我組裝我的 新家具

24、We're very excited about it. 是呀,而且我們 為此感到興奮 Thanks. But I'm just going to hang out here. 謝謝了,不過我想今晚還是呆在這里吧 - It's been a long day. - Oh,sure. 今天可真是 漫長. - 是呀,沒錯(cuò) Phoebe,wanna help? 嘿,Pheebs,你要來幫忙 嗎? I wish

25、I could, but I don't want to. 噢,我希 望我能,但是我不想 Love is sweet as summer showers Love is a wondrous work of art 愛情就像夏日沖涼一 樣甜美, 愛情是無以倫比的藝術(shù)品 But your love Oh,your love,your love 但是, 你的愛呀,你的愛, 你的愛… Is like a giant pigeo

26、n 就好像一只巨大的鴿 子… Crapping on my heart 在我心中排泄 Thank you. La-la-la-la-la- La-la-la-la… 謝 謝.嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚 I'm supposed to attach a bracket-y thing to the side things.. 我應(yīng)該把支架固定在側(cè)面 using a bunch of these little worm guys. 用

27、螺 紋蝸輪… I have no bracket-y thing. I see no worm guys whatsoever.. 我沒有支架,沒有看到螺紋蝸 輪 and I cannot feel my legs. 而且..我的腿麻 了 - We got a bookcase. - It's beautiful. 我想我 們弄好書架了. - 看起來不錯(cuò) What's this? 那是什么? I would

28、have to say that is an L-shaped bracket. 我認(rèn)為那應(yīng)該是個(gè) L 型支架 - Which goes where? - I have no idea. 它應(yīng)該 安在哪里? - 我完全…沒有主意 - Done with the bookcase. - All finished. 搞 定書架了! -完工了! This was Carol's favorite beer. 這是卡籮最 喜