高中英語《frinds老友記》第1季中英文對照完整劇本115 the one with the stoned guy

1、115 115 The The One One With With the the Stoned Stoned Guy Guy[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving Joey, Ross, and Monica their drinks.]Rachel: Rachel: (to Joey) Coffee. (Hands it to him.)Joey: Joey: Thank you.Rachel

2、: Rachel: (to Ross) Cappuccino. (Hands it to him.) Ross: Ross: Grazie.Rachel: Rachel: And a nice hot cider for Monica. (Hands it to her.)Monica: Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?Rachel: Yeah?Monica: M

3、onica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?Rachel: Rachel: Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!(She takes the pencil out of Monica's coffee and Monica put

4、s her cup down in disgust.)Opening Credits[Scene: Chandler's job, Chandler is typing data into his computer, he keeps typing even while taking a drink of coffee with one hand. One of his co-workers walks by.]Woman: W

5、oman: Chandler.Chandler: Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very very flattering sleeve length on you.Mrs. Mrs. Tedlock: Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you

6、to stop by his office at the end of the day.Chandler: Chandler: Oh, listen. If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them. Really. Nothing at all. Really. (Chandler tries to hide a rub

7、ber chicken from the woman.) Nothing.[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.]Phoebe: Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, th

8、is incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...(Chandler comes in.)Chandler: Hey!All: All: Hey!Phoebe: Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.Ross: Ross: What's going on?A

9、ll: All: What is it?Chandler: Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.All: All: That's gr

10、eat!Chandler: Chandler: So.... I quit.All: All: Why?Chandler: Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!Monica: Monica: Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.Chandler: Chandler: If I took this pr

11、omotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.115 115 大麻客 大麻客咖啡 謝謝卡布其諾摩妮卡的熱蘋果酒謝謝瑞秋為何我的肉桂棒上有橡皮擦?這就是原因，對不起錢德泰小姐，你今天真漂亮我能說這件衣服真好看嗎?當(dāng)然制片：陶德史帝芬科先生希望你在下班后能到他辦公室去如果他是為搞笑備忘錄不是我干的，真的…導(dǎo)演：亞倫梅爾森各位，錢德說他有天大好的消息所以

12、他來的時(shí)候我們就…算了但一定是好消息到底怎么了…今天和平常沒什么兩樣我在輸人數(shù)字時(shí)艾爾叫我到他辦公室說他要我當(dāng)電腦處理的主管真是太好了 恭喜...所以我就辭職不干了為什么?為什么?因?yàn)檫@只是暫時(shí)的工作錢德，你已在公司五年了我知道，但接受升職不就承認(rèn)這就是我的目的這那不是能賺更多錢?我不在乎我不想成為坐在辦公室到午夜擔(dān)心”WEENUS”的人WEENUS?”我們估計(jì)凈值使用系統(tǒng)”這是電腦處理的術(shù)語那個(gè)啊你有何打算?我也不知道該怎么辦我只知

13、道我不會再待在那兒工作了我有一份你可以做的工作我的新按摩客戶史蒂芬他開了一家餐廳kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.Rachel:

14、Rachel: What are you going to make?Phoebe: Phoebe: (as though Rachel wasn't paying attention) Yummy noises.Rachel: Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you you going to make?Monica: Monica: I don't know. I don

15、9;t know. It's just going to be so great!Phoebe: Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know

16、, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down)Ross: Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?Joey: Joey: How abo

17、ut Tony's? If you can finish a 32-ounce steak, it's free.Ross: Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?Chandler: Chandler: Who are you going out

18、with?Phoebe: Phoebe: Oh, is this the bug lady?Rachel: Rachel: (trying to sound like a bug) Bzzzz.... I love you, Ross.Ross: Ross: Her name is Celia. She's not a bug lady. She's curator of insects at

19、the museum.Rachel: Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?Ross: Ross: Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.Chandler: Chandler: A

20、nd he's not not speaking metaphorically.Joey: Joey: (aside to Ross) So.... back to your place...you thinking, maybe... (gestures with hands, back and forth) huh-huh?Ross: Ross: Well, I don't know.... (gestures) h

21、uh-huh.... but I'm hoping (gestures) huh-huh.Joey: Joey: I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet! She's going to take one look at his furry, cute little face and it'll seal the deal.[Scene: Ross

22、9;s apartment, Marcel is hanging from Celia's hair, and she is screaming, trying to get him off.]Ross: Ross: Celia, don't worry! Don't scream! He's not going to hurt you! Soothing tones, Celia. Soothing

23、 tones! Marcel...Celia: Celia: I can't stand this! He's got his claws in my...Ross: Ross: Alright... (lifts Marcel away)[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica i

24、s making food, and having everyone try it.]Monica: Monica: (to Joey) OK, try this salmon mousse.Joey: Joey: (tasting) Mmmm. Good.Monica: Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse?Joey: Joey: It's creamier.Mon

25、ica: Monica: Yeah, well, is that better better?Joey: Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?(Chandler kicks the door closed

26、, angrily. His clothes are askew, he looks beat.)Rachel: Rachel: My God! What happened to you?Chandler: Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence 你可以做…我也不知道各位，誰知道附近有約會的絕佳地點(diǎn)?東尼餐廳如何?吃下32盎斯的牛排就免費(fèi)誰知道和美

27、洲豹約會哪兒是好地點(diǎn)?你要和誰約會?是昆蟲女?我愛你，羅斯她叫希莉亞，不是昆蟲女她是昆蟲博物館的主任你們打算如何共渡?出去吃晚餐后帶她回我的住處介紹我的猴子給她認(rèn)識他沒用暗示回你的住處?你想我不知道…我希望…告訴你，那猴子是魅力十足她看見它那毛絨絨可愛的小臉然后一切就搞定希莉亞，別擔(dān)心，別叫它不會傷害你的用安撫的語調(diào)抱歉…它不會傷害你的來…要來一些嗎?我受不了了它的爪子....乖..試試這鮭魚慕斯好吃比其他的鮭魚慕斯好吃?更滑更柔是嗎?