老友記第六季英文劇本

1、Season6148601TheOneAfterVegas[Scene:TheWeddingChapelcontinuedfromlastseason.ChlerMonicaareabouttogetmarried.]Chler:Okay!(Stsup)Thisisit!(Clapshishs)Weregonnagetmarried!Monica:Areyousureyouwannadothis(Suddenlythedosbursto

2、penROSSRACHELCOMEOUTARMINARM!!!!!Rachelscarryingabouquet!!!THEYGOTMARRIED!!!!)Ross:WellhelloMrs.Ross!(Throwssomerice.)Rachel:WellhelloMr.Rachel!(Throwssomemerice.)(Theystmoutintothestreet.)Rachel:Wait!(Getsherbearings)Ok

3、ay!(Shegoesonewayhegoestheother.ThecamerapansbacktoChlerMonicaneedlesstosaytheyrestingtheredumbstruck.)Monica:Whoa!Chler:OhmyGod!Joey:(enteringwithPhoebe)ComeonPheebs!Hurry!Hurry!Hurry!Hurry!Phoebe:Okay!Okay!Okay!(Theyru

4、nintothechapel.)(ChlerMonicaarestunnedagain.)Chler:OhmyGod!!Iseverybodygettingmarried!!(PhoebeJoeyrunbackoutheadtowardsthestreet.)Attendant:(scoldingthem)NNorunninginthechapel!Phoebe:(toher)Hey!Don’tyougivemeanyofyour—He

5、y!(SeesChlerMonicastingthere.)Chler:Hey!Joey:Hey!Monica:WhatareyouguysdoinghereJoey:RossRachelleftusamessagesayingtheyweregettingmarried!Isn’tthatwhyyouguysarehereChler:Yes!Wellthatyes.Monica:WhyelsewouldwebehereJoey:Wel

6、l!Whathappened!DidwemissitChler:Weactuallymissedit.Phoebe:Wellmaybeyouwouldn’thavehadyou(turnstotheattendant)runinthechapel!Monica:Thisisinsane!Phoebe:What’sthebigdealy’knowIt’snotlikeit’sarealmarriage.Chler:What!Phoebe:

7、YeahifyougetmarriedinVegasyou’reonlymarriedinVegas.Monica:WhatareyoutalkingaboutIfyougetmarriedinVegasyou’remarriedeverywhere.Phoebe:(shocked)Really!Monica:Yeah!Phoebe:OhmyGod!—Eh!Well…OpeningCreditsTransciber’snote:Inca

8、seyouhaven’theardCourteneyCoxgotmarriedtoDavidArquetteduringhiatuschangedhernametoCourteneyCoxArquette.ButDavidwasabusyboyduringtheoffseasonfnotonlydidhemarrybuteveryoneelseaswell.Fthey’realllistedasJenniferAnistonArquet

9、teLisaKudrowArquetteinaninterestingtwistMattLeBlancArquetteMatthewPerryArquetteDavidSchwimmerArquetteeventhecreatsoftheshowarenowDavidCraneArquetteMartaKauffmanArquette.Ijustwonderwhatthenewsleepingarrangementsare…[Scene

10、:Rachel’shotelroomshe’swakingupwithahrendoushangover.]Rachel:Ohhh!(Looksinthemirrseesthatshestillhashermustachegroans.)(Suddenlythere’smovementbesideherstartlingher.It’sRoss!Hewakesuptheybothstartscreaminginterr.Thenthey

11、bothgrabtheirheadshavingaggravatedtheirhangovers.)Ross:WhyareweinbedtogetherRachel:Idon’tknow.DodoyouhaveanyclothesonRoss:(checks)Yeah.Rachel:Really!Ross:No!Butwewedidn’thave…sexuhdidweImeanIdon’tremembermuchaboutlastnig

12、htitwassuchablur.Rachel:Oh!Irememberlaughing!Ilaughedalot.Ross:wedidn’thavesex.(Rachelagreeswithhimstartstogetoutofbed.)Rachel:OhhImeanwewerereallydrunk.I’mjustgladwedidn’tdoanythingstupid.Ross:(gettingup)Tellmeaboutit.(

13、Hesitsupontheedgeofthebedhas“JustMarried“writtenonhisback.)[Scene:ThebreakfastbuffetPhoebeisalreadysittingatthetableasJoeyenters.]Joey:Mnin’Pheebs.(Sitsdown.)Wellmymoviehasofficiallybeencanceled.Phoebe:OhJoeyI’msosry.You

14、wantsomeofmybreakfastJoey:NahI’mtoodepressedtoeat.I’llprobablyeatinlike5minutes.SoIguessI’lljustflyhomewithyouguyswhattime’syourflightPhoebe:WhataboutmycabJoey:Idon’tneedthatanyme.Phoebe:NoJoey!Youbrowedmycabyouhavetodri

15、veitback.Joey:Idon’twanttodriveallthewaybackbymyselfIgetsolonely.(Getsanidea.)Oh—ooh!HowaboutyoucomewithmePhoebe:Idon’tknowit’ssuchalongtrip.Joey:It’llbegreat!Wewecouldtalkplaygames!HuhThiscouldbeourchancetolikerenewourf

16、riendship.Phoebe:AreyouaskingmetohaveafrenaissanceJoey:SurePhoebe:Allright.AlthoughIdon’tthinkweneedoneIneverstoppedlovingyou.(ChlerMonicaenter.)Chler:Hi!Joey:Hey.Monica:Hey.Chler:SohasanyonetalkedtoDr.Mrs.GelleryetPhoeb

17、e:Umhmmyeah.Theyleftmeamessagetheyshouldbehereanyminute.Joey:Whereisthewaitress!I’mstarving!Chler:It’sabuffetman.Joey:Ohhere’swhereIwinallmymoneyback!(GetsupheadsfthebuffettablewithChlerintow.)Chler:ListenIgottatalktoyou

18、.Joey:Sure!What’sup(Hegrabsaplateproceedstoloaditwithahugepileofscrambledeggs.ChlerjuststaresathimJoeyreluctantlygiveshimaspoonful.)Chler:MonicaIalmostgotmarriedlastnight.Joey:OhmyGod!That’shuge!(Hugshim.)Waitaminutewhyc

19、omeIwasn’tinvitedwhowasgoingtobeyourbestmanDon’tsay“Ross.“Donotsay“Ross.“Chler:LookIjustdon’tthinkMonicaIarereadytogetmarriedyet!Y’knowImeanIlovehereverythingbutseeingRossRachelcomingoutofthatchapelwaslikealikeawakeupcal

20、lthatMonicaIaremovingsofast.Y’knowhowdoItellherwithoutcrushingherJoey:Oh!Tellhershe’snotmarriagematerial.Chler:What!Joey:Girlssayittomeallthetime!believemeifshe’sanythinglikemeshe’sjustgonnaberelieved.[PantoMonicaPhoebeh

21、avingthesameconversation.]Monica:HowdoItellChlerthatit’stoosoon.It’sgonnabreakhishearthe’snotgonnathinkthatIdon’tlovehimanyme.Phoebe:Wellyoudon’t.Monica:YesIdo!Phoebe:Good!Good!Iwasjusttestingyou.Chler:(returningwithJoey

22、)Hi.Monica:Ohhi!Hi!Y’knowwewerejusttalkingaboutbacon.Phoebe:Noweweretalkingabouttennis.Tennisismebelievable.(RossRachelenter.)Ross:Hey!TheGirls:Hey!Chler:Hey!(TheybothsitdownRachelpoursthembothsomecoffee.They’reactinglik

23、enothing’shappenedeveryoneisjuststaringatthem.)Ross:WhatChler:Arewegonnatalkaboutwhatyouguysdidlastnight…Rachel:(ToRoss)Idon’tknow.(Tothegang.)WhatdoyoumeanlastnightNothingnothinguhhappenedlastnight.Ross:Yeah!Phoebe:Uhhu

24、h!Rossinvitedusalltowatch.(RachelturnstoRossstunned.)Monica:Rach!Weweren’tgonnamissourfriendsgettingmarried!Rachel:(gasps)Whogotmarried!(Rossisassurprisedtohearthisassheis.)Chler:(notquitesure)Youdid.Ross:What!Hello!Wedi

25、dn’tgetmarried.Rachel:Nowedidn’tgetmarried!That’sridiculous!(Theyturntolookateachothersuddenlyrememberthattheydidinfactgetmarried.)Ross:Wewewe—Irememberbeinginachapel.Rachel:OhmyGod.Ross:I—Theywouldnotletusgetmarriedwhen

26、wewerethatdrunk!Rachel:No!Joey:Theyletyougetmarriedwhenyou’redrunk!MostpeoplewhogetmarriedinVegasaredrunk!Phoebe:HellI’mdrunkrightnow!(Theyallturnlookather.)WhatIcan’thaveamimosawithbreakfast!I’monvacation!Monica:Whatare

27、youguysgonnadoRachel:WellIguesswejustfindadivcelawyer(LooksatRoss.)Chler:WellIthinkIthinkRossalreadyhasone.Nowthisone’sfreerightBecauseyoupaidfthefirsttwosothethirdone’sfree.Ross:Laughitupbutthejoke’sonyou.Becausewedon’t

28、needtogetdivcedokayWewe’rejustgonnagetanannulment.Joey:AnannulmentRoss!Idon’tthinksurgery’stheanswerhere.Phoebe:Ohohthat’syourthing.Ross:WhatPhoebe:You’rething.You’rething.Y’knowYou’retheguywhogetsdivced.All:Ohyeah!Ross:

29、Nonothat’sthat’snotmything!Idonotlovegettingdivced!Phoebe:Yesyoudo!Thisisyourthirddivce!Youlovedivcesomuchyou’reprobablygonnamarryit!Thenitwon’twkoutyou’regonnahavetodivceitdivcingguy.(Pause)I’msodrunk.[Scene:Thecasinofl

30、oChlerMonicaarewalkingthroughit.]Monica:SowhatdoyouthinkweshoulddoChler:Idon’tknow.ButIIIknowIloveyou!Monica:IknowIloveyou!(Theyhug.)Chler:SowhereareweonthewholegoingbacktotheplacewheretheyhaveallthemarriagesthingIloveyo

31、u.Monica:That’sagoodquestion.Lookummlastnightweletthedicedecide.Maybeweshouldleaveituptofateagain.Iloveyou!Chler:Yeswedon’tgetmarriedunlessthere’sasign!Okaysosayuhsayyourollanothereight(motionstothecrapstable)thenthere’s

32、adefinitesignthatweshouldgetmarried.Monica:Allrighteightwegetmarriedbut2345679101112wedon’tgetmarried.Chler:Soundsgreat.Monica:Okay.(Theyapproachthecrapstable.)Croupler:Cominginwegotashooter!Moneyplease.Monica:ReadyChler

33、:Ready!Monica:(sarcastic)Comeoneight.Chler:(deadpan)Yesyeseight.(Monicarollsthedice.)Croupler:Eight!Easyeight.(Sherollsa3a5they’restunned.)Monica:Wow!Ican’tbelieveIactuallyrolledaneight.Chler:Thatwassounlikely.Welllet’sg

34、etmarried!Iguess.Monica:Waitaminute.Thatwasn’tahardeight!LastnightIrolledahardeight.Chler:That’sright!Itwasthewrongkindofeightnowedding!Damnit!Monica:Iwanteditsobad!(Pause)WannagopackChler:Yeah.(Theygopack.)We’redoingthe

35、rightthingrightMonica:Ohhofcourseweare!(Theywalkuptotheelevats.)Weleftituptofate.(Pushestheelevatbutton.)Ifweweresupposedtogetmarriedtherewouldbeaclearcutsign.(TheelevatdoopenstoapriestreadingfromabiblewithChlerMonicasti

36、ngsidebysideholdingeachother’shs.)[Scene:Phoebe’scabPhoebeJoeyaredrivingback.PhoebeisdrivingwhileJoeyissleeping.]Phoebe:Okayyouhave19questionsleft.Usethemwisely.(Joeygroans.)ComeonJoey!Youcan’twinifyoudon’taskany(seestha

37、the’sasleep)QUESTIONS!!!Joey:(wakesup)What!Phoebe:Wellyoupromisedmeafunroadtrip!We’vebeenontheroadsixhoursyou’vebeenasleepffiveahalf!Weareswitchingatthenextreststopyouaregoingtodriveallthewayback!Thatwillbeyourpunishment

38、yougreedysleeper!Joey:Allright.Allright.Phoebe:Yeah!untilthenyouaregoingtosingtomebecausetheradio’sbrokenyouareselfishbuthaveanicevoice.Joey:ReallyIdon’t…Phoebe:Sing!!Joey:(startssinging)Iwannarockrollallnight!(Fallsasle

39、ep.)[TimelapsePhoebeisasleepJoey’sdrivinghavingahardtimestayingawake.]Joey:(tohimself)Manthisisalongdrive!AremyeyesopenNo!(Heopenshiseyesseesahitchhiker.)Season6348Phoebe:HeyRach!Rachel:Whatwasthat!Phoebe:Srymixup.Heyhow

40、wasthemovieRachel:Ihaven’tseenityet!Phoebe:Wellthenyou’dbetterhurry!TheAngelica!Go!Go!(Bangsontheroofagainofftheygo.)Rachel:Noooooooo!!OpeningCreditsTransciber’snote:Incaseyou’rewonderingIknowyouare.Theirnamesareallbackt

41、onmal.JustinaslightlysmallerfontthanusualtoallowCourteneyCoxArquettetofitononelinenotbesmallerthantherestoftheirnames.Nowonwiththeshow…[Scene:MonicaRachelsChlerMonicaarecuddlingonthecouch.]Chler:Y’knowwhenwemoveintogethe

42、rcanIgetagumballmachineMonica:Ofcourse!Joeywouldn’tletyouhaveoneChler:No.Whenitcomestosweetshe’ssurprisinglystrict.Monica:Heyhaveyoufiguredoutawaytotellhimyou’removingoutChler:NonoIkeeptryingy’knowIcangetout“JoeyIhavetoo

43、…“butthenIlosemynerveIalwaysfinishwith“…gotothebathroom.“HemaythinkI’msick.Monica:Y’knowIreallyhavetotellRachelbutI…Wejusthavetogetitoverwith!Y’knowthenexttimeweseethemwe’rejustgonnatellthem.OkayThat’sit.Chler:Ohsothat’s

44、thisisgonnawknowYou’rejustgonnadermearoundallthetimeMonica:Prettymuch.Chler:Allright.Joey:(entering)HeyMonica!Monica:Hi!Joey:(ToChler)Heymanyoufeelinganybetter(Chleranswershimwithsomegutturalsoundsthatonlyhecanmakethatno

45、humancantranscribe.)Monica:Joeywehavesomethingtotellyou.Joey:OhmyGod!You’repregnant!Chler:Nooo!(ToMonica)No(Shenodsno.)Nooo!LookJoeyhere’sthethingMonicaIhavedecidedtolivetogetherhere.SoI’mgonnabemovingoutman.Joey:Wow!(Te

46、aringup)Welluh…Hey!I’mreallyhappyfyouguys!Congratulations!(KissesMonicaonthecheek)Seeyoulater.(StartsfthedoonthevergeoftearsasMonicastopshim.)Monica:Wait!Joey!Joey!Areyouokay!Joey:YeahIgottago!Igotanactingjob.(Turnstowar

47、dsthedopausesturnsback.)Likeyou’dbelievethat.Thissucks!Chler:LookII’mjustgonnaberightacrossthehallIpromiseyoutheminuteMonicaIbreakupI’mmovingrightbackinwithyou!Joey:(ToMonica)Okay!Looklooklookuhifyou’regonnabemovinginwit

48、hhimIfeelit’smyresponsibilitytotellyouthetruthabouthim!OkayHe’saterribleroommate!Terrible!Heuhfgetstoumm…Ohohhealwayshealwaysumm—OhwhoamIkidding!He’sthebestroommateever!(HugsChler.)[Scene:CentralPerkPhoebeisonthecouchasM

49、onicaenters.]Monica:HeyPheebs!Phoebe:Hey!Monica:HeyhaveyouseenRachelPhoebe:NowhyMonica:Ihavesomeprettyexcitingnews!Phoebe:(gasps)You’repregnant!Monica:No!ChlerIaremovingintogether!Phoebe:Ooh!That’sgood!Wow!Butnowifyouwer

50、epregnantwhatwouldyounameitHint:Phoebe.(Rossreturnsfromgettingsomecoffee.)Ross:Hey!Hi!Monica:Hey!Ross:What’supMonica:WellummChlerIaremovingintogether.Ross:OhmyGod.Ohhmylittlesistermybestfriend…shakingup.Ohthat’sgreat.Tha

51、t’sgreat.(Kisseshugsher.)Phoebe:GuysI’mhappytoo.Monica:Okaycomehere!(Phoebejoinstheminthehug.)Phoebe:Wow!BigdayhuhPeoplemovinginpeoplegettingannulled…(WinksatRoss.)Monica:OkayIgottagofindRachelbutummifyouguysseehercouldy