《老友記》中英文對(duì)照劇本(第五季)

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15、im.)him.)Emily:Emily:JustJustkeepkeepsmiling.smiling.Ross:Ross:Okay.Okay.Joey:Joey:WellWellthatthatwentwentwell.well.Yeah.Yeah.501501羅斯說(shuō)漏嘴以后羅斯說(shuō)漏嘴以后親友們，今天我們很高興親友們，今天我們很高興能分享羅斯與艾蜜莉結(jié)合的喜悅能分享羅斯與艾蜜莉結(jié)合的喜悅現(xiàn)在，羅斯請(qǐng)跟著我復(fù)述現(xiàn)在，羅斯請(qǐng)跟著我復(fù)述我

16、，羅斯我，羅斯要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶瑞秋要迎娶瑞秋艾蜜莉艾蜜莉還要繼續(xù)嗎還要繼續(xù)嗎他說(shuō)他說(shuō)“瑞秋瑞秋“，對(duì)嗎，對(duì)嗎我應(yīng)該站上去嗎我應(yīng)該站上去嗎是的，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)是的，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)我想我們重來(lái)吧我想我們重來(lái)吧羅斯，請(qǐng)覆頌羅斯，請(qǐng)覆頌我，羅斯我，羅斯要迎娶要迎娶“艾蜜莉“要迎娶艾蜜莉要迎娶艾蜜莉這里又沒(méi)別人這里又沒(méi)別人成為我合法妻子成為我合法妻子無(wú)論病痛無(wú)論病痛至死不渝至死不渝成為我合法妻子成為我合法妻子無(wú)論病痛無(wú)論病痛至死不渝至死不渝我真的會(huì)

17、，艾蜜莉我真的會(huì)，艾蜜莉戒指戒指艾蜜莉，請(qǐng)給羅斯帶上戒指艾蜜莉，請(qǐng)給羅斯帶上戒指代表兩人從此合為一體代表兩人從此合為一體羅斯，請(qǐng)給艾蜜莉帶上戒指羅斯，請(qǐng)給艾蜜莉帶上戒指代表兩人永無(wú)止盡的愛(ài)代表兩人永無(wú)止盡的愛(ài)樂(lè)意之至樂(lè)意之至羅斯與艾蜜莉已經(jīng)宣示羅斯與艾蜜莉已經(jīng)宣示我很高興在此宣布他們成為夫妻我很高興在此宣布他們成為夫妻你可以親吻新娘你可以親吻新娘這比他娶那個(gè)同性戀更糟這比他娶那個(gè)同性戀更糟保持微笑保持微笑好吧好吧一切還好啊一切還好啊可以

18、更糟，他可以拿槍殺了她可以更糟，他可以拿槍殺了她剛才真是有趣，對(duì)不剛才真是有趣，對(duì)不你毀了一切你毀了一切拜托拜托......根本是惡夢(mèng)一場(chǎng)根本是惡夢(mèng)一場(chǎng)麻煩小聲一點(diǎn)麻煩小聲一點(diǎn)......外面都是我的親友外面都是我的親友we’rewe’rebackbackhomehomewewedon’tdon’tdodoit.it.Monica:Monica:OnlyOnlyhere.here.Chler:Chler:Y’knowY’knowIsaw

19、sawawinewinecellarcellardownstairs…downstairs…Monica:Monica:I’llI’llmeetmeetyouyoutherethereinintwotwominutes.minutes.Chler:Chler:Okay!Okay!(He(Hethrowsthrowsdowndownhishisplateplaterunsrunstotothethewinewinecellarcellar

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23、nkoutsideoutsidethethebox!box!(Tries(TriestotoleaveleavebutbutisisstoppedstoppedbybyRachel.)Rachel.)Rachel:Rachel:WhoaWhoawaitwaitlistenlistenIthinkthinkI’mI’mjustjustgonnagonnatalktalktotoRossRossaboutaboutwhatwhathehet

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25、You’reYou’reright.right.YouYoucan’tcan’thelphelpme.me.(Cut(CuttotoMr.Mr.Mrs.Mrs.Geller.)Geller.)Mrs.Mrs.Geller:Geller:JackJackisisititallallourourfaultfaultWereWerewewebadbadparentsparentsMr.Mr.Waltham:Waltham:(walking(w

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28、nica:WhereWherewerewereyouyouWeWewereweresupposedsupposedtotomeetmeetininthethewinewinecellarcellarChler:Chler:FgetFgetititthat’sthat’soff.off.Monica:Monica:Why!Why!Mr.Mr.Waltham:Waltham:(drunkenly)(drunkenly)TheThenextn

29、exttourtourofofthethewinewinecellarcellarwillwillplanplaninintwotwoininininminutes…minutes…(Joey(Joeywalkswalksupuptotothem.)them.)Monica:Monica:JoeyJoeywhatwhatareareyouyoudoingdoingYouYoupromisedpromisedPhoebePhoebeyou

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31、Chler:Chler:TheTheman’sman’sgotgotapoint.point.(Cut(CuttotoRachelRachelRoss.)Ross.)Rachel:Rachel:OhOhhi!hi!Ross:Ross:Hi!Hi!Rachel:Rachel:Hi.Hi.SrySrythingsthingsaren’taren’twkingwkingoutoutsosowell.well.Ross:Ross:OhOhno!

32、no!ItItcouldcouldbebebetterbetterbutbutit’sit’sgonnagonnabebeokayokayrightrightRachel:Rachel:OhOhyeah!yeah!OfOfcoursecourseImeanmeanshe’sshe’sgonnagonnagetgetoveroverthisthisy’knowy’knowImeanmeansosoyouyousaidsaidmymynam

33、e!name!Y’knowY’knowyouyoujustjustsaidsaiditit‘cause‘causeyouyousawsawmemetherethereififyou’dyou’dhavehaveseenseenacircuscircusfreakfreakyouyou什么什么就事論事，按部就班，置身事外就事論事，按部就班，置身事外!等等，聽(tīng)著等等，聽(tīng)著我想我要去問(wèn)羅斯他的想法我想我要去問(wèn)羅斯他的想法什么什么等一下等一下瑞

34、秋，不行，他結(jié)婚了瑞秋，不行，他結(jié)婚了結(jié)婚了結(jié)婚了如果你不認(rèn)清這點(diǎn)，我?guī)筒簧厦θ绻悴徽J(rèn)清這點(diǎn)，我?guī)筒簧厦δ闶菍?duì)的你是對(duì)的你幫不上忙你幫不上忙杰克，是我們的錯(cuò)嗎杰克，是我們的錯(cuò)嗎我們是壞父母嗎我們是壞父母嗎是的是的是嗎是嗎是誰(shuí)沒(méi)座位還讓我們吃牛排是誰(shuí)沒(méi)座位還讓我們吃牛排你要我們?cè)趺闯月锬阋覀冊(cè)趺闯月镌趺礃釉趺礃幽闳ツ睦锪四闳ツ睦锪宋覀儾皇且诰平雅雒鎲嵛覀儾皇且诰平雅雒鎲崴懔?，放棄吧算了，放棄吧為什么為什么酒窖下次參觀在兩分鐘后酒窖

35、下次參觀在兩分鐘后......喬依，你在干嘛喬依，你在干嘛你答應(yīng)菲碧要吃素到孩子出生你答應(yīng)菲碧要吃素到孩子出生我想既然在國(guó)外就不算了我想既然在國(guó)外就不算了也對(duì)也對(duì)他說(shuō)的有道理他說(shuō)的有道理真遺憾出了些狀況真遺憾出了些狀況沒(méi)有，事情會(huì)好轉(zhuǎn)的沒(méi)有，事情會(huì)好轉(zhuǎn)的一切都會(huì)沒(méi)事，對(duì)吧一切都會(huì)沒(méi)事，對(duì)吧當(dāng)然，她會(huì)沒(méi)事的當(dāng)然，她會(huì)沒(méi)事的我是說(shuō)，你只是說(shuō)出了我的名字我是說(shuō)，你只是說(shuō)出了我的名字只是因?yàn)槟憧吹搅宋抑皇且驗(yàn)槟憧吹搅宋胰绻憧吹降氖莻€(gè)瘋子如果你

36、看到的是個(gè)瘋子你會(huì)說(shuō)你會(huì)說(shuō)“我要迎娶瘋子我要迎娶瘋子“那不代表什么那不代表什么只是個(gè)小誤會(huì)，沒(méi)什么的只是個(gè)小誤會(huì)，沒(méi)什么的是吧是吧當(dāng)然不代表什么當(dāng)然不代表什么我能了解艾蜜莉以為會(huì)有什么我能了解艾蜜莉以為會(huì)有什么因?yàn)槟鞘悄愕拿忠驗(yàn)槟鞘悄愕拿值娴臎](méi)有什么但真的沒(méi)有什么真的沒(méi)有真的沒(méi)有!沒(méi)有沒(méi)有!羅斯，樂(lè)隊(duì)在等新人的第一支舞羅斯，樂(lè)隊(duì)在等新人的第一支舞樂(lè)隊(duì)準(zhǔn)備好了樂(lè)隊(duì)準(zhǔn)備好了我們一定得聽(tīng)樂(lè)隊(duì)的，對(duì)嗎我們一定得聽(tīng)樂(lè)隊(duì)的，對(duì)嗎我才不管笨樂(lè)隊(duì)