7人搞笑英語版話劇劇本-三顧茅廬

1、1ThreevisitstothecottageAside:Threevisitstothecottage（中文名三顧茅廬）isastyfromoneoftheFourGreatclassicalChinesenovels——theThreeKindoms.ZhuGeliangisoneofthemainactersintheiginal.Alsoheisanoutstingmilitaristpoliticianthesymbolof

2、thewisdominChinesehisty.Anothermainacts——LiubeiwhovisitedZhuGeliangsthatchedcottagethreetimeswantedtoinvitehimtobehismilitaryadviser.FinallyZhuGeliangwasmovedbyLiubeisincerityhelpedthethreebrothers——LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeit

3、oestablishtheShuKindom.Hedevotedhiswholelifetothecausediedinharness.Ourisrevisedfromthissty.Inthisplayweaddmanymodernfunnyelements.FexampletherearesomespokenlinesactionswhichwerecopiedfromsomeclassicalmovieslikeInfernalA

4、ffairs(中文名無間道)MyOwnSWdsman（中文名武林外傳）TheFlirtingScholar（中文名唐伯虎點(diǎn)秋香）werecombinedinourplay.Alsoweaddedsomeinterestingpicturesaudiotoourslide.Maybetherearesomemistakesinourdialogue.Butthisplayistheresultofpainstakingefftsofour

5、group.Sowepresentourtoyouwishyouwilllikeit.ThreevisitstothecottageAside:Aftertheirswearingbrotherhoodtoheavenearthinapeachgardenthethreepersons——LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeihadtobejanitsinCaocaoscpationtomakealivingftheycouldnot

6、findjobs.MeanwhilethelegendarymysteriousacterZhuGeliangwhohadbeenfcedtoattendCET6testbyhiswifewasreviewingexaminationcontents.SCENE1:LiubeishomeActs:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiGuanyu:Brother!Wethreehavebeenhungryfdayswhenwillth

7、istragiclifeendItssoterrible!Liubei:YuitsimpossiblethatIdontfeelpainfulisntitButastheproverbsaysitishardtositinRomestriveagainstthePope.NowwecomedowntoCaocaoscpationasgatekeeperanyhowwecanfillourstomachsbetweenwhiles.Its

8、veryhardtogetwknow.NodiplomasnojobofferswhatareyoudreamingaboutZhangfei:OhBrother!ZhuGeliangswifebrowedus500yuantocopewithhishusb’sCET6feeslastmonthitseemsthatitstimefustobedebtcollectsnow.Guanyu:YeahBrother!wellbeaspoas

9、churchmouseLiubei:Alas!HowdidIfgetthisLetsgo!Go~~go~!Hurryup!Followme3thatbosshaswenttostudyinEngl.Aside:WhileitisgoingonliubeiGuanyuZhangfeihavecametothegateofZhuGeliang’shouse.SCENE3OutsideZhuGeliang’shouseActs:LiubeiG

10、uanyuZhangfeiKeeperZhangfei:Letmeknockthedo!Open!Open!!!Keeper:(Checkfromthepeephole)Arethesemenaskingfthedebt(Openthedo)Liubei:Thisisliubei!WearecallingonZhuGelianghiswife.Keeper:Zhusaidheisnotin.Liubei:EnKeeper:Oh!No!.

11、..Imean…ImeanmybossisstudyingEnglishinEnglftheexamofCET6hemaynotbecomebackthismonth.Liubei:OK!Wewillwaitfhimhere!Guanyu:Nobodyknowsthatwhenhewillbecomebacksolet’sgohome!Aside:Thethreemenwentawaywithdisappointed.Afteramon

12、ththedeeplyautumncame!Theycamehereatthesecondtime.Unftunatelytheydidn’tseeZhugeliangaswell.Twomonthpassedthecoldwinteriscoming!Itisheavysnowverycoldoutsides.ZhuGeliangknowsthereasonthatwhytheycomeherethreetimesdersthekee

13、pertoletthemcomeinwhileshiswifeisout.SCENE4OutsideZhuGeliang’shouseActs:LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiKeeperZhangfei:Pleasetellmeintimewhenyouwouldseehimnexttimeletmebindhimupfyou.Itreallyshouldnottroubleyoutocomeheretimetimeagain

14、.Liubei:Thesedaysthebroweristhegod!Let’sgothereagainshowourthewarmesthearttomovethem.(Knockthedo)Keeper：MybossisathometodaybutheisreadingbooksaboutCET6.Pleasewaitfamoment!Zhangfei：XiaoZhu!Comeout!Brothershelpmetotakecare

15、ofmyseventhunclehisthirdniece.GetoutIwillburnyourhousedown!Guanyu:Sunflowerpress!AI.LitterbrotherbigbrotherhassaidseveraltimesWeareintellectualsunderstDontbesorudeweareherefdebtnotfhislife.Ifyouwillkillhimwhereisourmoney