新白娘子英文搞笑短劇

1、Thetaleofthewhitesnake（音樂(lè)，幻化人形）Longlongagotherewasawhitesnakewhowassavedbyahumanboy.Thenafter1800yearsshecametothehumanwldwithhersisterxiaoqingtofindherbenefacttoreturnthefav.Sosnakewhitesnakegreenbecameintohumanbeingsth

2、roughmagicpower.TheycametotheearthlyparadiseHangZhoutogetanencounterwithherbenefact.第一幕：斷橋上(音樂(lè)：前世今生cut版)青：“SisteristhisthewldofhumanbeingHowbeautiful!”白：“Becarefulfollowme!”（閃電，下雨音樂(lè)伴奏）青：“Whataheavyrain!”白：“Don’twrywehave

3、anumbrella.”(白素貞撐起一把破傘)許仙上場(chǎng)，白素貞與許仙相遇……（音樂(lè)前世今生cut版）許：“Ohmygod!Howbeautiful！”白：“Sohsome…Mr.，yourclothesiswetnowIhaveanumbrellaletusshareone.”許：“Ohthankyoulovelygirl.Howfinetheweatheris!Wouldyouliketohaveawalkwithme”白：“Okle

4、t’sgo.”青：“Sistersisterlet’sgotogether.”白：“Don’tyouseeI’mbusyGoaway!”(小白用力的推開(kāi)了小青)小青傷心地跑開(kāi)了。。。（跑的姿勢(shì)要有笑點(diǎn)）許：“What’syourname”chancetoescape!”(法海舉起了飯盒)小白小青做驚恐狀，然后對(duì)視一笑，作鄙視的手勢(shì)（哼哼哼~~）法?？粗埡姓f(shuō)道“toosmall？”然后換臉盆說(shuō)道“haha，thisisbigenough

5、！”小白小青做驚恐狀，定了定神說(shuō)青：Buddhistmonk，getouthereotherwise，I’llletyoudieugly.法海：evilsnake，letmegiveyousomecoltoseesee!（法海向前伸出臉盆隔空打傷了小青，小青作負(fù)傷狀，一手扶著桌子半蹲著）白去扶小青說(shuō)道：“xiaoqing，areyouokKeepbackdon’tcomeanycloser!青：sister！小白做出準(zhǔn)備打架的姿勢(shì)，此時(shí)

6、許仙入場(chǎng)，看到此景許仙：ohdarling，whathappened法海：Yourwifeisevilspirit!Letmetameher!許仙一手推開(kāi)白娘子，白娘子啊一聲，被推到一旁（要演的有笑點(diǎn)）許仙擋在白娘子面前許仙：Youarealiar.Sheismywife!Iwon’tletyouhurther!法海：howstupid！LookIwilltamehernow.(法海舉起臉盆收小白，小白漸漸被法海吸走，小白和許仙拉著彼此