三打白骨精中英文對照搞笑版

1、三打白骨精中英文對照搞笑版人物：T唐僧S：孫悟空、E：豬八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B變成的村姑、B2：B變成的太婆、B3：B變化成的老頭、N：哪吒T:Wukongwherewearenow悟空我們現(xiàn)在到哪里了S:Bajiemap!八戒地圖E:(摸出，遞給S)S:oh，master，look！(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉向E）哦師傅你瞧??！T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyoudonttakethese

2、picturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!八戒我告訴你多少次啦不要老是帶美女圖啦！E:Ohmaster!Fgiveme(伸手拿回)哦師傅原諒我這次吧T:(縮手)Noitkinkiwilltakethisuntillwegettowestbajiemap.沒門，我想就由我暫時保管，直到我們到達西天，取得真經(jīng)，八戒地圖E:But……T:Emitofonothingislustlustisnothing!MapE:(遞)

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4、咳）WukongIamhungrytoo，wouldyoubringussomefood悟空我也餓了你能幫我們?nèi)フ尹c吃的嗎？E:Youseemasterishungrytoo!你看我們師傅也餓了T:Baijie!Don’tfgetwhoatemylastmeal!八戒不要忘了誰把我上一餐的飯給吃了J:Butmasterifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway。T:(氣憤)Wukong!Lookwha

5、thavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Ohpleasedon’t……T:It’stoolate!(唱)Onceme……youopenthedo…(泰坦尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S:PleasePleaseohno……(痛苦抱頭)暈去T:(嗆住，咳)WukongI’mdisappointedwithyou!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!SunWukongI’llteach

6、youalesson!(變成太婆)哈哈哈哈孫悟空我馬上就給你一個教訓B2:DaughterdaughterwhereismydaughterHellohaveyouseenmydaughter悟空醒看到老婦T:youDaughter...(連忙擋住地尸體)Nosry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋)S:（咬牙切齒）YoumonsterI’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死

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8、yarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!不他們不是人是妖精T:MonsterithinkYouaretherealmonster!yougo!!yougo!!itisthewrongway你走錯啦妖精我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走哪兒來的回哪兒去吧（孫走錯唐指出）你走錯啦這邊S:(悲，離去)（音樂，營造“假”悲傷氣氛）《人鬼情未了》E:MasterbrotherMonkeyis.......