英語幽默冷笑話12篇搞笑閱讀

1、英語幽默冷笑話 12 篇搞笑閱讀一些幽默的英語笑話，能提高我們閱讀英語的興趣，從而提高英語的閱讀能力，今天學(xué)習(xí)啦小編在這里為大家分享英語幽默冷笑話 12 篇，希望大家喜歡這些英語笑話! 英語幽默冷笑話：Imitation 模仿 A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your

2、stomach s hurting because it s empty. It ll be all right when you ve got something in it. Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache. That s because it s empty, said his bright son. You d b

3、e all right if you had something in it. 一個(gè)男孩放學(xué)回家時(shí)，覺得肚子痛。來，坐下，吃點(diǎn)點(diǎn)心，媽媽說，你肚子痛是因?yàn)槎亲邮强盏摹３渣c(diǎn)東西就會(huì)好的。 一會(huì)兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。 你頭痛是因?yàn)槟愕哪X袋是空的，他那聰明的兒子說，里面裝點(diǎn)東西，就會(huì)好的。 英語幽默冷笑話：Fried chicken In class the teacher showed pictures of various

4、 birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jack? Jack thought a moment, then answered, Fried chicken, sir. 法官看了看被告，問道： 你會(huì)說多少英文? 被告抬起頭，說： 把你的錢包給我! 英語幽默冷笑話：He Won 他贏了 Tommy: How is

5、your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That s too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎? 約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

6、 湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒? 約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。 英語幽默冷笑話：Three pastors 三個(gè)牧師 Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I ve been having trouble with bats in my loft(閣樓) a

7、nd attic at church. I ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, Yes, me too. I ve got hundreds living in my belfry(鐘樓) and in the attic. I ve been had the place fumigate

8、d(熏制) , and they still won t go away. The third said, I baptized(洗禮) all mine, and made them members of the church...haven t seen one back since! 三個(gè)南部的牧師在一家小餐館里吃午飯。其中的一個(gè)說道： 你們知道嗎，自從夏天來臨，我的教堂的閣樓和頂樓就被蝙蝠騷擾，我用盡了一切辦法----噪音、噴