搞笑的英語小笑話

1、搞笑的英語小笑話搞笑的英語小笑話1：ExpensivePriceDentist:ImsrymadambutIllhavetogeyoutwentyfivedollarsfpullingyoursonstooth.Mother:Twentyfivedollars!ButIthoughtyouonlygedfivedollarsfanextraction.Dentist:Iusuallydo.Butyoursonyelledsoloudhe

2、scaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.昂貴的代價(jià)牙科醫(yī)生：對(duì)不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了搞笑的英語小笑話2：IWasntAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecareveryseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductnoti

3、cedamanwhoseemedtobeasleepfearinghemightmisshisstophenudgedhimsaid:“Wakeupsir!““Iwasntasleep“themananswered.“NotasleepButyouhadyoureyesclosed.““Iknow.Ijusthatetolookatladiesstingupbesidemeinacrowdedcar.“我沒有睡著當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上

4、的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”“我沒有睡著?！蹦莻€(gè)男人回答?！皼]睡著可是你眼睛都閉上了呀”“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已?！备阈Φ挠⒄Z小笑話3：ThepohusbOnedaythefatherletseightyearoldsonsendaletterthesontooktheletterthefatherthenreme

5、mbereddidntwritetheaddressaddresseesnameontheenvelope.Afterthesoncomesbackthefatheraskshim:“Youhavethrowntheletterinthemailbox““Certainly““Youhavenotseenontheenvelopenottowritetheaddresstheaddresseename““Icertainlysawnot

6、hingwrittenontheenvelope.““Thenwhyyoudidnttakeitback““Ialsothoughtthatyoudonotwritetheaddresstheaddresseeisfdoesnotwanttoletmeknowthatyoudosendthelettertowho!“聰明的兒子有一天父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。兒子回來后父親問他:“

7、你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎”“當(dāng)然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎”“我當(dāng)然看見信封上什么也沒寫”“那你為什么不拿回來呢”“我還以為你不寫地址和收信人是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”搞笑的英語小笑話6：PutyourfeetinTheschoolgirlwassittingwithherfeetstrechedfaroutintotheaislewasbusilychewinggumwhentheteacherespiedher.

8、“Mary!“calledtheteachersharply.“YesMadam“questionedthepupil“Takethatgumoutofyourmouthputyourfeetin!“把腳放進(jìn)去一個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了。“瑪麗!”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她?！笆裁词?，老師”這女學(xué)生問?！鞍芽谙闾菑淖炖锬贸鰜?，把腳放進(jìn)去?！备阈Φ挠⒄Z小笑話7：IWasntAsleepWhenag